In a move that has left the media and entertainment world horrified and stunned, Chris Brown and Rihanna have stooped to a new low. Just when we thought their abuses couldn’t get any worse THEY WENT AND UNFOLLOWED EACH OTHER ON TWITTER! Are you having that? Can you Adam an’ Eve it?!? Bit of cockney rhyming slang for you there to take your mind off the horrendous actions of these superstar hooligans. It is believed the Twitter spat erupted after Brown released a remix of Kanye West’s “Theraflu”, complete with a little, er, addition to the lyrics:
“Don’t f*** with my old bitches … like a bad fur … every industry n**** done had her…Trick or treat like a pumpkin … just to smash her.”
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, they say, especially one that openly sent you a birthday tweet just five days earlier, and appeared on SNL the same day, singing “Birthday Cake”. There has to be more to this than meets the eye, surely. The controversial singer was recently embroiled in another unsavory fight with MTV UK, who reported that Rihanna may have been taking illegal substances at Coachella. These claims were based on a photograph she tweeted and then took down, which appeared to show her sat on her bodyguard’s shoulders while messing with a mound of clumpy white powder that had been dumped onto his shaved head.
But never mind that. This latest twist in the saga shows just how serious they are about not being serious about each other anymore. A Twitter unfollow is so very sad on so many levels (but not as sad as the fact I – a grown man – am sitting here writing about it). Someone must have told Brown that Rihanna had unfollowed, because he responded by unfollowing her. So there you have it kids; a mutual unfollow. Does it get any more scandalous!